Until one day… she left me. For who? A guy selling shawarma down the street. 🌯💔

Now, don’t get me wrong—this babe has always loved shawarma. But to the extent of ending our relationship? On Valentine’s Day of all days? That one weak me. 😭 To make matters worse, the shawarma guy was the same person she introduced as her “Christian brother.”

When I asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “I realized I can’t live without shawarma.

I just work up and remembered this and the thing pain me again …. So Precious, my dear, may your waist pain you for 200 years. May your photographer disappoint you on your wedding day and heavy rain scatter your wedding cake.— Sam Maurice

But what do girls really want 🤷‍♀️😂